"Even a blind squirrel finds the nuts occasionally..."

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Your email address and web address will be visible to others so only put it down if you want to get hits from completely random individuals or don't mind us auctioning off your personal details to the highest bidder, like those nice people at Boss Media, Cryptologic, and Microgaming.

Any amusing anecdotes, dirty jokes, suggestions for future content on the site gratefully received.  Keep your criticisms to yourself.  If you would like to instigate legal proceedings against us for plagiarism, infringement of copyright, intellectual property issues (or just feel like having a pop), feel free. No-one ever reads these guestbook entries anyway.

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