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"Results are not indicative of one's play."
Intimidate your enemies!
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One player performing a 'hit-and-run' and never showing his face again would somewhat distort the League Table, so in order to qualify for inclusion a player MUST have attended a minimum number of games. The number of games required is shown below, and will increase over time.
And so on, ad infinitum, ad nauseum, ad absurdum et cetera et cetera
The rankings shown above are based on Return on Investment, not Net Profit. Where R.O.I. is identical, rankings are in alphabetical order. In the event of any dispute, I am right and you are wrong, so please don't bombard me with emails. Ta everso..
Freezeouts played: 26 Total paid out to date: £2,410 Total number of players on current league table: 71 - "Behold the power of the Beer Hand!" - |
Until August 2004 we only ever played cash games, but some bright spark went and suggested it might be a good idea to start our evenings with a mini-freezeout to really sort the men from the boys. And, of course, the girls. If you were wondering which category YOU fell under, have a butcher's below. Assuming you're good enough to have made it into the top 10 ranked players, that is.
We've decided that listing absolutely everyone who has ever played with us and the amounts they have lost or won over the weeks is neither use nor bloody ornament, coupled with the fact that there are over 80 players now and listing everyone's results has become a real pain in the arse, so henceforth this table will simply list the top 10 players. No offence to those who were in 11th spot and below (that would be me then), but perhaps you should really try playing fewer hands and start winning a few more games? 
From time to time I'll be giving away one of these fine limited-edition Friday Night Poker baseball caps. The first of these will go to the first player to win 5 freezout tournaments. Vincent has a bit of a head start on the rest of us but I'm sure the prospect of winning this exclusive bit of headgear will see him betting a little less aggressively and not playing quite so many suited connectors...
